If you leave the house for cookies,
you may hear a strange thumping sound coming from your tire.
If you hear a strange thumping sound coming from the tire,
you will have to stop to see what it is.
If you stop to see what it is,
you may accidentally find some huge strange metal object sticking out of it.
If you find some huge strange metal object sticking out of it,
You will have call your husband who has just left to go out of town.
If you call him, he will tell you to go to the Kingdom.
If he tells you to go to the Kingdom,
you must assume he does not mean the heavenly one.
If he does not mean the heavenly one,
you must assume he means the Tire one.
If you make it to the Tire Kingdom, you will have to call home
to tell them you will be gone longer than 5 minutes after all.
More like, two hours.
If you're gone for two hours,
you will miss making dinner and have to drive through McDonald's for dinner.
If you drive through MCDonald's for dinner,
you will find happy kids waiting for you at home.
If you find happy kids waiting for you after being gone two hours when you promised cookies in only 5 minutes,
it will remind you that the Kingdom, whether the tire kind OR the Heavenly kind,
is looking out for you-
even when you go out for cookies!
3 comments:
See, those cookies were providential-otherwise you might have discovered the strange thumping noise on the way to church in the morning!
This is too funny! Well done!
What a day! I agree... better than the next morning! (Unless you had first time dinner guests waiting or something... )
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