Good Morning Starshine!

This STUPID commercial came on at 5:00 in the morning and woke me up out some very coveted sleep. (Most you know but for those of you who don't, I rarely sleep, literally.)
It was a loud car alarm going off and for something called silenceyourrooster.com
I have not GONE to silent your rooster dot com but when I DO I think they will get a little lovely email from ME.
I know I should not have had the TV on but since I did, I think it is a rude time to run such a commercial (at 5:00 AM) so I LEAP out of bed because Kate, who currently has a cold, is sleeping and despises sirens of any kind. She is scared of them. So just like in a movie, I LEAP out of a dead sleep and start for Kate's room but then realize a horrible robber is right outside the house so I go to look out my window but then remember Kate plus I am still half a asleep so I end up doing this cartoon back and forth like wait no, wait no, wait...can you see it? MORE confusion when my brain finally makes the decision to LOOK and the car alarm is NOT going off…hmmm. So then I realize the sound is coming from the OTHER side of the room (where the TV just happens to be) and I think: What car is in the BACK yard with an alarm going off?
Finally- I realize the TV has the "alarm going off" and I've been duped...just like those disgusting cockroach commercials that have the bug seemingly crawling across your screen. Ha! Duping is NOT the way for you to get MY business. No, making me feel like a complete arse is not the way to make me your friend.
Now, I know you don't normally hear me post negative things but since I am not up and “attem” under my own free will, I am sure you will understand why YOU get to hear the "why" of it all. Lol
SO- GOOD MORNING STARSHINE! :)