Lol, Sloan conned me into buying her these mineral water thingys. So she tried one at dinner. She sat reading the bottle for nutritional information and came across this on the label! (typed as shown)
"ah, orange juice commercials, funny stuff, mom cheerfully prepares some huge breakfast while the rest of her family sleeps. sure, this could happen. but every morning? please. maybe if mom were heavily medicated, in which case, we wouldn't condone operating a stove or any electrical appliance.
for those of us who don't live in an orange juice commercial, there's still a way to get your morning nutrition. this product has calcium and lots of vitamin c, so you can get your day started right, minus the whole stepford mom thing.
2 comments:
I LOVE those Vitamin water bottles. They are a guilty pleasure. The Grape flavor is hard to find, but it's my fave.
Yes, and I just found more..."30 may be the new 20, but green is definitely the new black, please recycle!"
and
"For best results, stick it in the fridge."
I'll look for grape for you!
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