Outside my window...black and cold. But I like it.
I am thinking...about why I am wasting time mocking the woman's daybook, thankful Thurdays, Wishful Wednesdays Manic Mondays or whatever they are called. I mean, I crave the stimulus of original thought all the time....so the template just makes me squirm. Too conformist for me. Sorry. No offense. It's me not you.
From the learning rooms...THE LEARNING ROOMS? are you serious? I don't remember this one...ok. The learning rooms. Um, don't try to change a poopy baby after she's had sugar and is manic. Really. Don't.
I am thankful for..sarcasm, because let's admit it, it works.
I am wearing...my heart on my sleeve.
From the kitchen...sounds of Law and Order because YES, there is a TV in our kitchen!!!!!!!!!!!
I am reading...what I'm typing...
I am hoping...that...well, I can't sarcasm up hope so....I hope Jeff comes home soon. God? I LOVE that man. Thank you!
Around the house...land...
One of my favorite things...just one? Ok...TOTAL inner peace...and bacon of course!
A few plans for the rest of the week...WOW. You don't really want to know do you?
Picture thought? Ok..here ya' go.
Breast feeding for the really BIG baby. Help La Leche, Help!
(P.S. whatever you do, you might not want to do a search on "outrageous images"! Bwah Ha!

8 comments:
You are a total nut!!!! Clever too--what am I reading...what I'm typing, around the house...land.
Funny, funny--and the picture, scary and hilarious!
That is some serious engorgement there. I just want a pin so I can pop those things!
You are funny. You don't strike me as a "simple woman's daybook" woman so this was very appropiate and amusing.
WHOA...GOOD MORNING!!! Now that looks just painful.
Lol, I know! Ouch and YUCKY! That cannot be attractive to any man who still has full set of teeth and doesn't drink beer by the gallon.
ba-ha-ha...
that's just wrong.
Is that the leader of the La leche league?????
Ummm..... **Starts to hypervenilate and laugh nervously**
I'm leaving.
I'd call those things a conversation starter if they didn't leave me speechless. It's one thing to let them hang out at the beach, but where exactly do you put them in the winter?
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