Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Bone Marrow Popsicles

Yes, that's right. That is what I said.

Bone Marrow Popsicles.

This is what my life has come to. And the scary thing about it is, I am REALLY excited about it. I think "Bone Marrow Popsicles" will be the title of my NEWEST never-to-be-completed book. It sums up the entire 180 reformation of health in three simple words, doesn't it? There is just no doubt left about your commitment when you hear the words bone marrow popsicles.

BMP's which I will now affectionately call them, are healthy popsicles made with, you guessed it, bone marrow. They shine that up by calling it "gelatin" but we all know what "gelatin" is by now and when they put the word "grassfed" before gelatin- well then the gig is officially up.
In other words, grassfed gelatin = bone marrow.

BMP's will now also  be the poster child acronym for all the over-the-top health items that will grace this year long journey. A couple that have intrigued me are "cure your own dental issues naturally", definitely a BMP. And "make your own deodorant", another BMP. One of my favorites though, the best BMP of all time is THIS one though. For this I cannot wait. Implented in December of 2013!

BMP's are those whacky and wonderful things in a health journey that push you from "Good for you!" support to over the edge and into the pool of eyerolling and judgment. Yep, I am embracing my BMP's...and I imagine the actual Bone Marrow Popsicles will making a debut here soon enough as well. But I'm not shining mine up, no siree. Ours will be called "Bone Marrow Popsicles". Who knows, maybe they'll last a litle longer around this joint.

All this icecream talk reminded me of my favorite ice cream man video by Kohl's.Soooo funny.


4 comments:

Jen said...

What a challenge you are undertaking! I don't know many people who would have the courage to even attempt to completely eliminate sugar and all processed foods from their diet! I look forward to following your journey and wish you and your family a very happy and HEALTHY new year!

ann marie said...

It took me a few times of reading this to figure out if bone marrow pops were good or bad. I'm not kidding, I am not bright! I wish you great luck in your journey. I mean it! I can't wait to hear about it. Also, I was looking back over some of your older posts and loving what I read.

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ann marie said...

I double posted my comment so I deleted one of them :)