You know you've failed Homeschooling 101 when...

Your baby starts craning her neck to see out the window, kicking excitedly and going "nyum, nyum, nyum" when you are at the drive through...of the BANK.

You finish bible study and your child says, "I LOVE that episode!"

You prefer boxed Macaroni and Cheese.

You can't remember if your child has worn the same clothes three days in a row or if they've been washed and put back on again.

Your child's "Food Network" log has more recipes than your own homemade cookbook.

You've come full circle (your grinder has enough dust to write "preservative" in) and you are back to wheat "colored" bread.

Wrong answers become "close enough".

Your child knows exactly what to grab and where to hide it when someone knocks at the door.

You ask them where the baby is and they answer, "Which part?"

Some, though not ALL of these are true...but I'll never tell which ones! Add comments of your own and I'll add them to the list.